Wednesday 7 January 2009

Poem - Supermarket Slag


Supermarket Slag

I gave up workin 9-5 a year ago
Decided to become a professional Ho
That’s when I moved in to Tesco!

I Turn trix with me trolley
Meet me on isle sixteen
And ill show you me lolly’s and ice creams
Come eye me up and bye me
I’m just what you needs
I’m in frozen foods just near the peas!

Suckin all day long
I watch you shoppers
Suckin ice poppers
Pushin your trolleys getting stitch
Savin your coupons for turkey burger tits
Like mine!
Over a glass of wine
And chips
I’m versatile no style
Can be wild sexy dolly
Cum ride me trolley
Play hide and seek I’m a Tesco freaky
Slag wrapped in Tesco plastic bags


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