Tuesday 17 February 2009

The Advice Shop


Sister Shaman Didacoy and the slutty Bee.
Sister Shaman Didacoy has himself been overcome with bad tidings and a terrible life filled with emptiness, neglect and misfortune. He has overcome coming from Liverpool and has cured himself of the accent through prayer and watching re runs of 90210.
He has been reborn in the form of a healer and advice giver.

Here at the Advice/healing/spiritual shop we pride our self on our broad range of help and guidance that we can offer our clients. For a small fee someone in real trouble can get some advice that could change there lives for good.

Maybe its time to call it a day, and your friends and family just haven’t got the courage to tell you. Here at the Advice centre we can take on that burden and just come out and tell you.
As well as offering a call it a day package we also offer a full blown sexually therapy centre here we can practice your sexual problems and cure your sexual aliments through humming and applying massage oil.

What ever your problem we can solve it, you need advice about your hair, clothes? Praps you wanna change your life and don’t know were to start, incest wedding?, planning a killing spree? Not sure who to kill first? We can guide you through and lead you to the right answer with the ancient technique of pros and cons.










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