Aren't you fucking dead yet?Poisoned you at dinner turned turkey burger sinner
Drowned you in the lake by mistake
You were allergic to nuts
Put them in your birthday cake at pizza huts
Stabbed you in the back
Throo you under a bus
Chopped you into bits
Pushed you down the toilet and flushed
Went for a walk white cliffs of Dover
Never meant to push you over
You gotta believe I never wanted you dead
Electric window chopped off your head
Killed you by accident with an iron
Smashed you in the face by mistake
Took you to the zoo
Fed you to the lions
It wasn’t my fault
Stuck by a lightning bolt
All this effort and your still not
Fucking dead
When I turn over there you are in the bed
Drooling and snoring
And live continues to be just as fuckin
Borin!
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